i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
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I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
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If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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