I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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