How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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