New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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