Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Enjoy the penises
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again