WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.