the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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