and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
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The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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