so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.