going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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