who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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