Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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