I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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