I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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