The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He felt like a one man threesome
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Randomize