yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I love you.
Bad choice
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