Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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