Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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