Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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