Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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