In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
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Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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