i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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