Just cropdusted the office
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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