I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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