Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Randomize
