If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
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my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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