Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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