Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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