Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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