The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.