She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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