this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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