well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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