The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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