Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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