in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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