Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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