bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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