Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I stole a fireplace last night.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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