fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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