If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
