you're like a bully in the Christmas story
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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