She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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