There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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