She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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