hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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