The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
So apparently I’m into choking now
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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