you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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