Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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