There is no way he is gay with that hair.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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