Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
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I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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