we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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