She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
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Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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