His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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