You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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