fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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