I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Sorry my hands just texted you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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