I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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