So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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