If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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